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One More Train to Rob (Universal, 1971)




While the early 1970s were the time of revisionist and often gory Westerns, when former heroes were being debunked and shown as the extremely bad guys (for example, the US Cavalry in Soldier Blue, Wyatt Earp in Doc and Billy the Kid in Dirty Little Billy) the big studios were still trying, against all the odds and in a declining market, to produce ‘mainstream’ Western movies for the theaters. And, in the case of those big commercial John Wayne oaters such as Chisum, Big Jake or The Train Robbers, they were succeeding too, on a box-office level. But in all honesty, some of the ‘straight’ Westerns of the early 70s were pretty stodgy. One More Train to Rob is not The Train Robbers, and a very far cry from some of those classy Universal oaters of the 50s and 60s. Bring back Audie, all is forgiven.
I like the Italian poster best


It was an AV McLaglen picture. Now, with the best will in the world (and you know I have that, hem hem) Mr McLagen could not be accounted among the top directors of Western movies. He was OK on TV shows – 96 episodes of Gunsmoke to his credit and 116 of Have Gun – Will Travel, so respect there – but as for features, they were lackluster at best. They started in 1956 with Gun the Man Down, a James Arness vehicle, pretty well a spin-off from Gunsmoke and with all the look of a TV movie, and he worked with his pal John Wayne and with James Stewart, but on some of their very worst Westerns, such as the unfunny McLintock! with Wayne and the embarrassingly bad The Rare Breed with Stewart. Westerns with other stars, such as The Way West with Kirk Douglas, Robert Mitchum and Richard Widmark, were disappointing, even flops. Bandolero! with Stewart again and Dean Martin, was weak, Something Big with Brian Keith was something of a big yawn. Really, McLaglen Westerns were on the whole pretty second-rate.



McLaglen with Stewart on the set of Shenandoah (I think, judging by the hat)


This one, One More Train to Rob, starred George Peppard. Surprisingly perhaps for an actor who made a career of action roles, Peppard only did five Westerns, How the West was Won, Rough Night in Jericho, Cannon for Cordoba and the TV movie The Bravos. In this one he is Harker Fleet, professional train robber. The movie goes for comedy (but comedy Westerns are notoriously difficult to get right, and McLagen didn’t) and Peppard’s style did lend itself somewhat to comedy, with all those flip comments and so on. The A-Team was nothing but action-comedy, really.



George goes for the amusing rascal vibe


The rest of the cast was hardly stellar. John Vernon plays the bad guy, Timothy Xavier Nolan, with a heavy ‘Irish’ accent. You know Vernon, from Dirty Harry and Point Blank. In Westerns he was the evil Fletcher in The Outlaw Josey Wales, and Hacker in Tell Them Willie Boy is Here,  and he made appearances in a number of Western TV shows. He’s OK, I reckon, in One More Train, in a charming-rogue role that a few years before would have been tailor-made for Robert Preston.



Canadian Vernon took the bad-guy part


The leading lady was Diana Muldaur. Who? Well, apparently, Ms Muldaur was the president of the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences (the outfit handing out the Emmy awards) in the 1980s. This was her only big-screen Western. She tries, I think, for a Maureen O’Hara approach. You will be the judge of whether she succeeds.



Muldaur as Maureen


Otherwise, we have Robert Donner and John Doucette as sheriffs, so that’s something. Our old friend Marie Windsor is there. Stuntman-director-writer Hal Needham (Smokey and the Bandit) has a role and, though he is sadly very soon written out (we are told he spent his share of the loot on a ranch in Wyoming), Harry Carey Jr is one of the train robbers. It was the last film of Lane Chandler (as ‘Party guest, uncredited’). All in all, though, these cameos aside, the cast is a bit ho-hum.


It’s one of those plots where everyone is constantly double-crossing everyone else and indeed it’s quite hard to keep up at times. There are double, treble and quadruple crosses.


Hidalgo Wells, New Mexico. 1870s-ish, I guess. We are told at the start that the train Peppard is about to rob is due at 3:10 (in-joke for Westernistas) and he leaves the arms of Katy (Muldaur) to hold it up. There’s an amusing little boy on the train who is delighted when it’s robbed. “Hot diggedy, it’s a hold-up!” though he is very disappointed when the robbers don’t shoot anyone. When Fleet (Peppard constantly chewing his trade-mark cigar) gets back to Katy, to re-establish his alibi, they are interrupted by the Jones brothers (actual brothers Merlin and Phil Olsen) who ‘invite’ Fleet to a shotgun wedding to their pregnant sis Cora Mae (Pamela McMyler). Because Fleet resists, rather forcefully, he ends up not only married but also doing a three-year stretch for assault. While he is ‘away’, Nolan marries his girl Katy and makes himself the richest man around with the train loot.


Three years later. Fleet has just been released (early for good behavior) when he sees a Chinese mine where the elder, Mr Chang (Richard Loo) is just loading up gold in a wagon, escorted by local deputies. But before he can rob it, other bandidos beat him to it, and the deputies are in cahoots. The robbers have been tricked, though, for there are only rocks in the strongboxes. They abduct Mr Chang, to get him to talk. Of course it soon turns out that these highwaymen are employees of Timothy Nolan.



Pretty well armed


Fleet rescues Chang and does a deal with him (but double-crosses are the order of the day, remember) and highly complex plot developments ensue, which you may or may not have the patience to follow closely, and it all climaxes in a big shoot-out in the rail yard augmented by explosions from Chinese fireworks/grenades.


Spoiler alert (though not really as you see it coming in the first reel): Nolan dies and Fleet gets his girl back.


Well, doubtless some of the audience found all this hilarious and/or exciting. I just found it all rather bland. It’s not bad exactly. I suppose if you wanted to be generous you could say it’s harmless fun.



George wins out



3 Responses

  1. Also featured track star and 1960 Olympic Decathlon silver-medalist C.K. Yang, from Taiwan. He's behind Peppard in the top photo and the big guy with the ax in the other photo.

  2. You lost me right at the start with classifying Billy The Kid as a hero? I know there are a lot of historical discrepancies with the actual person himself, but in reality DIRTY LITTLE BILLY gets some pertinent facts right and saying he’s portrayed as less heroic is a bit convoluted. If you are expecting Buster Crabbe’s version of Billy,then yes you could say THAT weird idealized Billy is “debunked” in the later film, but that’s not much of a position to stand on. Actually, DIRTY LITTLE BILLY is a very sincere attempt to look at the person and what happened to him, generating both sympathy and empathy along the way.

    DOC on the other side is definitely a ridiculously over the top demythologizing that sledge hammers its every move with such severely obvious defiance, it’s laughable.

    On another note, I’d say give BANDOLERO another watch sometime. It’s McLaglen’s best theatrical film and a real favorite of its stars Dean Martin and James Stewart, the latter of whom agreed with host Johnny Carson on The Tonight Show that it was “a great one.”

    Love your site and reviews, even when I don’t agree with them. Keep ‘em coming!

    1. Dear Prof,

      Billy the Kid (as he is now known) was pretty well forgotten after the first flurry of dime-novel interest, and all through the silent era he was ignored, unlike, say, Jesse James, who featured in numerous one- and two-reelers. But once Walter Noble Burns’s sensational best-seller came out in the late 20s, Billy became indeed the hero, one of those poor fellows who were forced into outlawry by cruel circumstance and unjust treatment, and Hollywood took that up big time, notably with MGM’s BILLY THE KID with John Mack Brown. Subsequent screen Billies, such as Robert Taylor in Metro’s remake, were equally or even more heroic and dashing. They all had an element of dangerous bad-boy about them but he was basically a goodie. The apogee of this was the absurd Billy the Kid of the Bob Steele and Buster Crabbe movies at PRC. It seems to me that DIRTY LITTLE BILLY was an attempt, in a revisionist era, to portray a rather squalid world of lowlife criminals. It conformed with the zeitgeist but I don’t know if it was any more ‘accurate’.

      DOC is more interesting, in my opinion, for the debunking of Wyatt Earp than for the characterization of Holliday.

      BANDOLERO! may be AV McLaglen’s best work but that’s not a very high bar. I reckon it’s pretty bad all in all.
      But each to his (or her naturally) own and thank goodness for differences of opinion!
      Thanks for your comment.


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