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Robert Vaughn, Pernell Roberts and Gladys Knight?

Eagles song Desperado first appeared
on the album of the same name in 1973 and became a standard rock take on the
West. In 1987 it seemed to inspire a TV movie. At any rate the song opened and
closed the film, over the titles. It isn’t quite clear from the lyrics what it
has to do with the story of the film but the movie’s about a desperado anyway
so that’s probably enough.
movie Desperado is, frankly, a fairly
standard, not to say pedestrian TV Western and it was in little danger of
becoming a classic. Alex McArthur plays Duell McCall, a drifter who falls for
Nora (Lise Cutter), daughter of a ranch owner (Donald Moffat) who is being
harassed by hands of ‘The Company’ who want his land. Duell joins father and
daughter in their fight for right. Both protagonists are rather 80s-looking in
their hair styles and so on but there we go. They’re alright, I guess.
Alex McArthur as Duell McCall
are often evil Eastern corporate interests behind any skullduggery in a
Western, usually an unscrupulous railroad company. This one might be a
railroad, it isn’t spelled out, but they certainly do the unscrupulous part.

Company’s ‘police chief’ is played by David Warner. Warner was so-so as the
half-crazed ‘preacher’ in The Ballad of Cable Hogue but is better advised here by playing it as a straight tea-drinking
Englishman (pining for Curzon Street) and not attempting an American accent. He
is nasty and heinous enough so that we give half a cheer when he finally gets
his just desserts (no spoiler there, I think).

His sadistic
lieutenant is Mr. Bede, played by Yaphet Kotto, who looks odd in a Western: he
seemed more at home as a tough cop.

well-known stars make an appearance, Gladys Knight (sans Pips) as a cello-playing brothel madam, Robert Vaughn (looking
sadly overweight and tired) as a bought-and-paid-for sheriff and a white-bearded
Pernell Roberts, very good as always, as the US marshal with a shotgun.
US Marshal Pernell Roberts
The opening
shots are of the Mittens in Monument Valley. At one point the heroine gives the
hero, who doesn’t read much, a volume of poetry, saying that “poets don’t use
many words.” Unfortunately, she has chosen a volume of Tennyson, that most
prolix of poets. What the hero made of it, heaven knows. Anyway, it finishes in the

a sub-Thomas Crown Affair and rather
unerotic game of chess and when the lovers hit the hay (or it might be straw)
in front of a small campfire, the flames of passion duly rise, as per the
oldest of clichés.

To be
fair, while most of the movie is unoriginal and predictable, it does accelerate
in pace towards the end, enough to make you put off making that cup of tea.

The only
really surprising thing is to learn that the great Elmore Leonard wrote it. If
I hadn’t read that, I certainly would not have guessed. There is some
anachronistic or odd wording. The whites call the black Bede sir, there is mention of unions and
suffragettes. And, as I say, it’s all pretty hackneyed and standard stuff. Not
Elmore at all. Maybe they monkeyed around with his script. They must have done.

movie spawned four sequels, the first of which was fairly routinely entitled The Return of Desperado. None of them starred Antonio Banderas, however, in
the unlikely event that you are wondering.
Don’t you draw the queen of diamonds, boy
She’ll beat you if she’s able
You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet
Don’t say you haven’t been told.

2 Responses

  1. been looking for this film for years on and off. Have never been able to find it. How can i legally obtain the series?

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