. A love quadrilateral – or even pentagon . . Teen idol Edd Byrnes, Kookie the parking lot attendant from 77 Sunset Strip, never really

. . Straight down the (telegraph) line . . My late pa would have loved The Telegraph Trail. It’s fifty-four black & white minutes of straight-down-the-(telegraph)

. Very funny . . I have said that True Grit‘s French title of 100 Dollars pour le Shérif is the worst ever translation of a

. . The Titanic sinks again . . .I’m coming dangerously close, on this Western blog, to reviewing non-Westerns. It is true that I do

. A Movie with Zip . . .Isn’t it sad, and telling, that a film set in Montana has now to be shot in Mexico

. A highly entertaining picture . . .. Not so much a Western as a poker movie set in the nineteenth century, A Big Hand

. Directed by Walsh, starring Coop, written by Busch: it should have been good . . In my rambling writings I have made no secret

Pragmatists?   . Mind, this ‘philosophy of the Western’ thing can be taken too far. B Steve Caski, in another essay in the book The

. They go their own way . . Lone Western heroes are self-reliant critters. They go their own way and depend on no person. They

. . Explosive fun . . Two 60s Westerns which have quite a bit in common are Rio Conchos and 100 Rifles. . Rio Conchos

. . Injecting new blood? . . .The reverse-engineering that took place in the ‘spaghetti comes to Hollywood’ period of the late 60s and early

. . “Cheap and very bad” (Brian Garfield) . . Well, pardners, another clunker to report on. You see, a very good friend of mine,

. Better than a dead fish . . Reviewing yesterday Law of the 45s, a clunky but fun old 30s second feature with Guinn ‘Big Boy’

. . The Two Mesquiteers  . . The Law of 45s, also known as Law of the Forty-Fives and Sunrise Guns, is a straightforward Saturday-morning talkie

  Tough lawman Clint   . Yuma is a pretty standard early 70s made-for-TV Western, wholesome family viewing. But it’s not at all bad. Clint

. . The Mountie doesn’t always get his man . . Dan Candy’s Law, also known as Alien Thunder, is not really a Western at

. See it if you absolutely must . . You can tell it’s a spaghetti within the first 15 seconds. It starts with a shot

. If you want a Judge Roy Bean film you’d be better off with The Westerner . . “Maybe this wasn’t the way it was…it’s

. . Watch it at your own risk . . I have reviewed well over 1000 Westerns in this blog, the good, the bad and

. . Day of the Weak Film . . This picture got an MGM theatrical release but has all the air of a TV movie,

. . Euro-bad . .  Following on from United Artists’ Viva Maria! of 1965, forty years on we get Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek as the

. Your gray eyes shift warily . . I feel we need an earnest discussion of the merits of NBC’s late 50s/early 60s TV series,

. No Hollywood fort. . Fort Laramie isn’t at Laramie. In fact the Fort is about 100 miles NE of the town. Probably, the Man from

  The man from Laramie He was a man with a peaceful turn of mind He was kind of sociable and friendly Friendly as any

. A very classy Western . . Set early, in 1850s Oregon, starting with pouring rain and a ship in the background, Canyon Passage is

. The Smithsonian of the West . Almost exactly a year ago, I was touring the magnificent states of Wyoming and Montana. My pard-ess and

. . Raoul Walsh’s final trumpet . .    Raoul Walsh was 77 when he directed his last movie, A Distant Trumpet. It was fitting

. . Bruce Surtees, Elmore Leonard, John Sturges – it’s a great combination . . Early 1900s, somewhere down on the Mexican border (“Sinola County”).

. Action, authentic cattle & roping scenes, fun, gunplay, some good lines . . I like this movie. It was criticized by the liberal establishment